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Black-eyes


User ID: 29,817
Registered: 29th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 3w, 6d ago
Story views: 701

'Ello all you bronies. Right now, you seem to be in the precarious situation diagnosed as reading my user page. Usually this seems as an accident, but many fans seem interested in me, so let's proceed, shall we?

I am no longer a guy (male, if it wasn't that obvious) doing some thing (I'm a part time editor. don't hire me though, just don't) in some place (CANADA!!)

With the help of someone (Ol' Rob retired in '01). I am Black-eyes, and no, I have not been recently punched and my eyes are not bruised.

Projects:

Stranded: done

Countdown to gala: temporary delay

Futur projects to come-

In websites other than this, I am known as:

Master_72 (Smackjeeves)

FlyingJellyfish (Youtube)

Freezapscorch (pronounced Freeze-zap-scorch(Deviantart))

GIF of the week:

What happens in Luna's dreams?

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Countdown to the gala

The cutie mark crusaders have pulled it off this time, breaking a hole in the roof of sweet apple acres' barn which Big Macintosh finds would be a pain to fix, and the CMC don't seem to care. So, Big mac bribes the fillies with tickets to the seventh annual grand galloping gala, which will be held in a month. If they want the tickets they will have to spend a whole month until the gala comes without trying anything to get their marks. How will they hold with an opportunity around every corner?

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Stranded

When he finds himself suddenly cast away on a small island, a certain pony starts to reflect on his life and the countless failures he bumped into.

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Stalke- I mean Watchers.

When I heard of black and white 2's coming to North america, I literally got into a few fights just to preorder it at my local gamestop/EB games. Such a big thing it was that I spent half my earnings buying it, I was going to play until I got a visit from my cousin whom I had previously begged and pleaded for him to offer me his extra cyndaquil and chikorita. He agreed.. On terms that I don't open my game until November.

Now usually I wouldn't have agreed to these terms, however I told myself that November wasn't so far away and I was really desperate for those 2. As such, I purchased White 2 and kept the wrapper on till November, and my cousin, who was visiting for his birthday, kept his part of the trade and gave me a lv. 1 Chikorita and Cyndaquil (I felt so trolled when he told me they were babies, but get this, he bred the cyndaquil's dad with a shiftry and it knows extrasensory!) So now my current party houses an Oshawott, a Chikorita, a Cyndaquil and a Watchog.

In pony-related stuff, Countdown to the gala is on temporary hiatus, while I work on a few other projects. I also added some other stories to my "recommended" list. On top of that, I felt like giving you guys a sample of a new fic I'm working on: Through stars and Whooves. (At least that's the name for now ^_^')A collaboration made by me and ...wait for it... Enigmamystere, the mind behind Epic rap battles of MLP! Although sorry, no sample here. Another cool fic I'm working on is Salad of ponies, And yes, I can provide a sample:

In Ponyville, not much happens. Ponies go around, minding what business was respectfully theirs, talking about the weather, work, foals and most importantly of all: Dinner. Y’see, not many ponies knew how to cook in the fair town, they were either taught from their parents from generation to generation, or had attended Canterlot’s royal culinary school. Those in Ponyville who knew how to bake, cook, and/or grill were expected to share their talent with all, and that is how places like sugarcube corner, chez fancy, and Joe’s donut shop opened up their doors to the public.

All eating-places got their main ingredients from sweet apple acres or directly imported from Manehattan’s many farms. When a restaurant had bad food, either poorly looking or with a very bad smell, many complaints were had. And this is the exact purpose of our story here. Because you see, sometimes it’s not the chefs, but what goes into the food that can be far more critical on a normal equine than a bad tummy ache….

Back to Ponyville, where in the middle of our previously mentioned silence a bell rings with enough volume for the majority of the town to hear. Almost instantly, more than a hundred hungry unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies stampede their way to the nearest eatery to chow down. In sugarcube corner, the suspense is thick enough to be cut with a knife. As Ms. Cake readies the barriers, Pinkie pie helps the twins as far away from the counter as possible and Mr. cake takes out the last dozen dandelion sandwiches from the oven.

And finally, the trio all jumps behind the counter and put on soldier helmets. The clock ticks, and ticks, and ticks, and tic-

-BBBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!”

Sugarcube corner’s door went flying off its hinges and the first wave of hungry ponies led by Lyra Heartstrings started assaulting the barricade.

-We want food! We want hay! We want food! We want apples!” They chanted like a group of loud, starved zombies. The barricade took more stomps and Mr. Cake had quite the worried look on his face. Realizing evasive maneuver was to be taken, Pinkie pie grabbed pumpkin cake and had her activate a force field.

-I’m going in!” she declared. It was her duty as waitress

That's all for today! oh, and have a Pony gif

Black-eyes · 35 views

nothing to see here

#132952 · 38w, 6d ago · · ·
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You hold a point there, but rarely any users make it so that they're usernames match their avatars (In case you're talking about the gif of the week, i'm getting to change that), And anyways, you just said that it's great:ajsmug::raritywink:

AAAAAAnnddd now I have to change the name of my comments section :ajbemused:

EDIT: Fixed the GOW! Although it's been more than a week.

#93494 · 45w, 1d ago · · ·
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That picture is great, but wouldn't it match your user name better if you got it inverted?  Or partially inverted?  That might even look cooler!

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