Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

We didn't start the fire.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.