Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

The only ship I ship is friendship.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Forget not that I am a derp.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)