I wrote this for a "Literature of War" class, and the teacher said it could be as ridiculous as we want. Upon review, I was one of the few to get an A. He told me I should post it to a fanfic site, so I am.
As hinted at by the title, this is a ponified version of the raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound in May 2011. I put in hours of research to make it as accurate as possible, but with, you know, ponies.