Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

The man without a plan.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, proper naming and off-by-one errors."

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

I'M GROSS

I write adventure, dark, romantic, and mature stories (and occasionally slice of life to break up the oppressively meta questions I raise).

haha rainbow machine go brrr