My brother just moved out today, meaning I'll have lots of alone time at home.
Alone time is the only time I get to write.
So it's quite nice.
Better get writing!

Also, I got in a car accident today, and it was awesome! :D
(Yes, everyone is fine. No injuries at all. But the car isn't fine... :P)

STAY. GOLDEN. MUFFIN OUT.

Every few weeks I get a favorite on that thing. And it's got like 1.2K views and like 50+ thumbs up.

Why do you guys like that? What specifically about my writing do you like? It's definitely not the best I can do, I know that.
Oh, expect some serious updates in the near future. Like, I mean it this time. I know I promise updates a lot, but this time I promise you'll get some. Just you wait.

Stay golden!
-Muffin

Put on my happy face
pretend it's all okay
I'm all happy
Just smile and nod
It's all okay
I'm not miserable
I'm fine
Smile smile smile c:

Trulululululul okay fuck this I'm sad.
You'll get more updates later.

Yeah. My first day of school was on a friday. My school's weird.

Anywho, things went better than I expected.
Everything was...
Normal...
Well. Kinda normal not really.
Pretty much, I get to school, and Ms Ex-Best Friend asks how my summer was and says hi and whatnot.
Dafuq?
She knows how my summer went.
Everyone else asks the same too.
We're all talking like nothing happened.
And it was weird.
Didn't everyone hate me?

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-You can’t make everyone happy.

-People change.

-You can’t be everyone’s friend. Someone will always dislike you.

-Everyone’s a hypocrite. Some more than others.

-No one can tell you’re crying in the rain.

-The further away you get from someone, and the less you see them, the closer they get.

-People break promises.

-“Fuck it.” means that you’ll do it your own way, and your true friends will understand.

-Not everyone is gonna like the same things you do. Vice versa.

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>Walk into Gallery of Hair (Fuck you they do a good job)
>My hair cutterest sees my Derpy shirt.
>Says he'll be right with me in a few minutes.
>Holds his fist out and says "brohoof".
>I wish I wasn't on mobile, otherwise I'd give a MFW.

Stay golden.

"Your sister told me not to search 'bronies' on Google because you'll get pony porn."
"Turn your safesearch to Strict. Then search."

Eeyup. My mom just asked me about clop. Surprisingly, I kept my cool and didn't feel one bit awkward or nervous. Maybe it's because I honestly don't like clop. Iunno.
Nothing against anypony who does like it. I just don't.

Stay golden! Story updates coming soon.

Ah, where to begin. Life's fucked up - Let's start there.
You go through so much, thinking that they'll always be there for you, you promise to stay with them with everything.
And then, poof, they're gone. In a heartbeat.
Amazing how you could know someone for barely a fraction of your life, and they have such an impact on you. Like they seeded themselves in your heart, and grew in there. Then some douche pulls them out, leaving this big hole only they can fill.

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I FINALLY MADE A DARK ELF CHARACTER IN SKYRIM WHO ISN'T TOTALLY UGLY OR LOOKS LIKE A DISEASED PROSTATE. HUZZAH!

I'll post pictures in a bit. :3 hehehe.

Stay golden.