I'm a 15 year old jackass

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Justice and Honor above all.

I'm a quasi-professional internet technologies specialist who dabbles in fanfiction. I write, draw, and sometimes edit. When I'm not creating, I'm sleeping. Mornings are my mortal enemy.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

Kill me.

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

Ystävyys! ... or so sayeth Google Translate.

I stick around because of waifus and good literature. I am also very bored.

I am A Brony with a thing out for Princess Celestia and Twlight Sparkle.

I shall vow to follow everyone.