"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Inconsistently updating since 2015

time is a crime

You are your own darkness, and your own light. You have to pick which one you give power to.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Pithy Statement

Pony artist, transformation artist, and occasionally transformation writer.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Howdy!

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

i do the art and may or may not write things, fight me

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

28-year old fanfiction writer from Russia.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Dashite forever!

Resident Pork Surgeon

Over the years two things have become clear to me, dreamers always become valiant Heroes, and you are the greatest Hero

I. AM. INSPIRED!

It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

A reader looking to read

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

hi, i'm alex but i'm in college right now so im not going to log on too much lmao sorry

Unicorn Developer

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.