Finally! Some real character development for Fluttershy!

But, where one character advances, another must fall. Pinkie Pie, having advanced character wise in "Pinkie Pride" reverts back to the "clueless one." Seriously, I want more of the Pinkie from "Pinkie Pride," and less of the Pinkie who is loud, doesn't realize how her words affect her friend, and is distracted by balloons.
Rainbow didn't do anything to redeem herself.

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Seriously. After this last episode, I lost any respect for Dash. Element of Loyalty, turns her back on her friend when a new party planner comes into town. Great. That's fine. I didn't need to like her anyway. I think I'm going to have to rearrange things here...

Let's see...
Move Applejack there...
Put Gilda there...
Switch Celestia and Derpy...
Move Snips and Snails over a bit...
Make room for Cheese Sandwich...
And put Rainbow right about Blueblood...

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Riff series is back on! This time using my new username, and featuring the Twelfth Doctor and Clara! My first riff is Barney F*#$s the S*&$ out of Arthur

WARNING: BAD GRAMMAR

Onward to riffing!

"Rosetta Stone did not sit on dhat bus for you gays to be askin for equal rights"

4/10/13 at 1:43 PM

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America is doomed

Well, it's been a while. Sort of. I'd just like to start with, the riff series is dead! It's not pining! It's passed on! This series is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's off the twig! It's kicked the bucket, it's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir

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Welcome! These are the best episodes and the worst episodes of the New Series of Doctor Who, from 2005-????

Let's start with the "7.5 club." These are the worst episodes. They all scored a 7.5 or below on IMDB.

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Alright, this is a big one. And I may piss a few people off, but I'm doing this. I'm tackling many people's "best pony." I'll be honest, I used to love Dash. Really, I did. But the more I watched, the less cool she became. She became more selfish and mean even after character development.

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So yeah, as some of you have noticed, I changed my name. I changed it because I believe I shouldn't be using any of my names (Even my middle name) as a username. I still go by Jack on Google and will still riff under the name Jack, but from now on I will sign off as FlutterLight.

This is FlutterLight, signing off.

Well. I've hit the lowest point of my career on the Internet. I've unfortunately begun shipping the playable characters in Pokemon games. And I've put my first semi-serious story on hiatus to write a Pokemon ship fic. Please send help. I don't know where I am. If you can hear this, don't start shipping playable characters. Just turn around and never look back. Please. I beg you. They're staring at me. Help...

(To the theme of “Fresh Prince.”)
Now this is the story
All about how
I upgraded my computer to SLI
But then I accidentally burnt out my processor
And the Halloween riff’s a couple days late…
(Theme ends)
So just pretend it’s Halloween!
The first riff is of the story "Twilight Sparkle Actually Does Sparkle," a vampire story.
Riff is here

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