Hi, my name is Chris. I love the MLP universe, and I just wanted to share my ideas and read some new ones. Thanks!

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

Zephyr Verve, editor, proofreader, creativity well and professional moron at your service!

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

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Guess who's back! I'm gonna try to return to my writing.

Not much to talk about. My name is Tom and I am 25. Nice to meet you ^^

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here