How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
I tried my hand at writing in the winter of '13 and discovered a life-long passion.
Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.
I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Necessity is the mother of my motivation. Don't ask who the father is.
Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
The sexiest man you've ever met.
I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.
I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!
she/her they/them, reader more than writer these days.
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info
Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.