Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

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The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

I used to be relevant!

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

okay now kiss!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!