Nah, stranger. I'm just a man. A man with a deep love of friendship, stories... and ponies. Movies too, but this site's for ponies.
I am a writer but recently found much joy in editing and scripting.
American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu
Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!
Hello everypony,this is your friendly every day earth pony. I run a general store outside of Ponyville's orchards,and ill happily help any pony in need
"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark
[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?