King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Honestly I don't even know why I'm here.

Death God

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Done.

I've written a few FoE fics, mostly to please myself and others and to practice my craft as a writer. Now for 4th-wall breaking. "Greetings! I am Delvius, chronicler of Roam and friend to Goldwreath."

Don't like my stories, that is fine, but if there is a reason, besides, not liking the storyline, please let me know so that I can improve

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Pat is love, Pat is life

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Bio? What is this....... bio? Not much to go around on my end over here. Average guy, average Brony. What more can one say? I do seem to have a knack for making stories really really fast

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Just some random guy. [Retired]