Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Only mostly dead.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Moose lips sink ships!

loves tiaras.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Politicians prey on the vulnerable, the disadvantaged and those with an infantile sense of pride in a romanticised national identity which was fabricated by a small to mid-sized advertising agency.

An author who is apparently too hard on himself.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Pfffffffffffffttt....

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

Not the milk.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Living with LUS.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I have no idea what I'm doing.