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Jabberwocky1996


Born again Christian, film and pony nerd who also writes non-pony stories and reviews of movies. I do have aspergers so I'm a bit of a space monkey but i'm also brutally honest. Just a warning.

Sep
3rd
2015

Blog to recommend · 7:24pm Sep 3rd, 2015

I would like you all to meet this lovely lady:
Anniethorbo.
She's been with me since my early Tumblr days and she's been one of my greatest friends. She's just getting started on FiMFiction but with any luck she'll get into MLP and we can all give her a proper welcome.

Here's her Tumblr. It's awesome.

So yeah, Annie, this is your shout-out.

Sep
2nd
2015

Hey Let's Have a Q&A! · 4:01am Sep 2nd, 2015

Out of boredom I've decided to have a Q&A. I've actually been hoping to do this one day and considering how busy I'll be over the next few months (what with my sister's upcoming birthday, my own birthday after that, more work on my hobbit genderbend, my hobbit fan-edit, watching the anime Fairy Tail and a possible Age of Ultron fan-edit) I figured now's a good a time as any.

Please submit your questions in the comments section. Thank you for your consideration.

Aug
16th
2015

Countdown to BOFTA: How Warner Bros. Destroyed The Hobbit · 5:24am Aug 16th, 2015


Oh yeah you knew this was coming. Sorry it took so long but I was terrified of ravenous Tolkien purists. But then again, seeing as how they get a near sadistic pleasure out of bullying movie fans and blaming Peter Jackson for why everything went wrong and seeing as how Warner Bros. doesn't want anybody to know this, I think it's time for some payback.

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Aug
12th
2015

Countdown to BOFTA: Prologue · 2:30am Aug 12th, 2015

With the release of The Hobbit extended cuts coming in October, a mere two months away, and with me at work on my genderbend of the story, I figured I'd do a History of Power Rangers esc look back on the films. And considering the amount of crap people have gone through with Tolkien purists when they say they like the movies, I think this'll help us get through the waiting and anticipation for the extended cuts release.

I'll tackle a few different subjects mostly being:

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Aug
4th
2015

Movie News: The Hobbit Extended Cuts Being Released in Theatres · 7:57pm Aug 4th, 2015

Jun
30th
2015

Why I've been inactive. · 10:36pm Jun 30th, 2015

You're probably wondering why I've been offline for a while. Well, let me explain:

About three days ago, I went to Florida Supercon and I had a fantastic time. But one (or more specifically two) events made this the best day of my life since I got saved in 2009.

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May
19th
2015

THE GREATEST TWEET EVER · 5:37am May 19th, 2015

Behold it in it's majesty.

It really says something about how awful BruceNat was in the film and how Marvel seems to agree with us thanks to this retweet. What a tweet indeed.

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May
1st
2015

Confused Matthew is Ending · 5:34am May 1st, 2015

Yes, at long last, the bane of internet reviewers everywhere will end his stupid show in late 2015. Now, in case you don't why I'm so glad he's going away, here's some legit reasons why:

1. He hates the Marvel Cinematic Universe. All of it.

2. He called anyone who enjoyed The Hobbit movies "a bunch of brain dead, drooling idiots" and that Legolas' inclusion and in fact most of the changes were just "for the fandom to drool at the mouth and chiz in their pants." Yes, really.

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Mar
19th
2015

So I Finished Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood... · 4:51am Mar 19th, 2015



There are no other words to describe it.

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Mar
11th
2015

Initial Thoughts on Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood · 2:02am Mar 11th, 2015

So far so good. In fact, really good. Great story, characters, music and beautiful animation. But honestly when I get to the dark stuff in episodes all I think is: Geez, Watership Down's going to be a walk through the park compared to this isn't it?

By the way yes I will get back to reviewing movies. Don't worry.

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