Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

Welcome back to the cum zone

I write horsewords for RGRE

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

What a great day to hump something.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Chaos is not the opposite of Harmony but apart of it. Both chaos and order together create a balance known as Harmony. Without one you cannot have have the other and without either there is nothing.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Too much to write; too little time

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

What to do with my life now

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

A clopfic author.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

8000 soldiers!

A Day in the Life

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

space is a waste

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?