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time is a crime

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Words are coming.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I actually am a scientist!