If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.
...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.
Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.
I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.