One. I'm still working on RGP chapter four, but my work with the TWE is eating at my attention span at home. Thanks to the gigantic gap between classes in my Monday schedule at college, I can easily work from my phone since I'll be less tempted by other tabs and have nothing better to do. It should hit before the week's up.

Two. Progress on my GF's art project. This is a WIP of what I believe will be a banner for the comics:

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She's doing a series of comics with snippets of dialogue from my riffs. I'm so goddamn excited. This is her little test-run:

Yes, that's roughly what I actually look like.

Go visit her Tumblr. She's fucking amazing.

I... I just can’t even.
Today is a day of brutalassmaster, a writer on FIMFiction who can’t be anything but a troll writer. As if his unicorn-supremacy bullshit and OC bearing a swastika cutie mark weren’t indicators enough.
Why is this special? Well, his first story, “The roomate,” isn’t really. It’s just the standard shock schlock, but with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
But the other... “The Brothel...”

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I hope you appreciate what I do for you people. It isn’t always easy, and in cases like this, it isn’t always fun.
Alright, let me expand a little on that. For those not in the know, the simplest way to piss me off in an MLP fanfic is to mishandle and destroy Pinkie Pie’s character. There are several stories with gargantuan fanbases that fall into this trap, and I hate all of them for it. Well, that among other, more valid and glaring reasons.

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I just joined a group called "Train Wreck Explorers," which is dedicated to drawing attention to bad writers and stories and bashing the everloving shit out of them. My old friend FelixDawn is even one of their blacklisted authors! Naturally, I think I'll fit right the hell in there. I've linked my riffs to a thread I made and plan to keep newly

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This one’s an exciting one for me. The first reason is because my guest is the forerunner of Fan/fic/ Theater 3000 and Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000, and the one who got me into writing MSTs in the first place, RingmasterJ5. The second is because this fic, “A Love for Rainbow Dash” by author pUrp13f1am3, features one of my greatest pet peeves: alicorn OC X canon shipping. Throw in wall-of-text paragraphs and rushed pacing, and you have a heaping helping of suck that hurts to breathe near.

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Here it is, because no sane people demanded it: chapter two of “Rarity’s Generous Plan!” Well, I mean, I’m sure some of my viewers have some grasp on the world around them, but I’m talking about the fic itself. Who wanted a follow-up!?

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And already I've got another one ready! It's the riff of "Punishment" with NaturalGlitch, and it's right the fuck here.

Looks like I ought to start chapter two of "Rarity's Generous Plan." It can't get any worse than Big Macintosh raping Fluttershy, right?

...right?

I’ve actually been commissioned to do a story. Someone personally came to me and asked me to riff a story. Someone commented on my giant marathon, told me I was the greatest thing since mozzarella sticks and root beer, and gave me the name of a story to MST.
Well, how could I say no to that kind of logic?

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NaturalGlitch just wrapped up a riff of "Twilight's lucky day." I know this because I watched him do it. And because I helped him out of a bit of riffer's block by adding a couple jokes. And because I myself am in the end of it.

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