On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Just some random guy. [Retired]

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Writing is fun, but I'm a musician at heart. I'm a Piano Performance Major at Baylor University.

I type stories using my hands

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

loves tiaras.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

My name is Foxxy. I'm a multitalent; I like to write and draw too! You can find my art of DeviantArt: http://twilightflopple.deviantart.com

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.