Tomorrow, I depart for Russia. I'm going to Moscow State University for the semester to study Russian language and culture. I won't be back in the United States until late December. I am crazy excited about this, but I want you guys to know that I'll do my best to stay connected and keep delivering to you guys, the best fans any talentless hack could ask for, the results of my ill-advised encounters with storytelling, though as of yet I have no idea how my schedule will turn out or under what

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So Obama banned the importation of Russian firearms, specifically Kalashnikovs. Bummer. I had a few thoughts about this.

I want to thank each and every one of you, my readers, for helping me reach 100,000 views. I could not have done this without each and every one of you, and for that I am immensely grateful. Thank you all so much. When I started writing, I expected nobody to like it, let alone come back, let alone like me. You guys are the best fans a fanficcer could ask for and I'm touched that I get to know people as awesome and interes ting as you. I just don't have the words. Thank you all so much.

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My computer is dead and needs to be sent out for repairs. I'll be back in about a week. Until then, I found this lovely pile of riffbait.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/149713/militia-in-equestria

So I check my profile page this morning and I see something.

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Attention, those of you in college. I'm helping someone gather information about bronies. Please answer this survey and get back to me as quickly as possible. It is being done by a student as my school. She is looking for bronies to answer a brief survey about MLP:FiM, and is in need of responses, especially from guys. In return for answering this, I will help you with one piece of your fanfiction, either by editing or reviewing.

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My laptop is now down again. I can only get internet by school computers until this is solved, which will be... I have no idea. I shall not be on Skype. Why is it that with all my personal laptops, I ALWAYS get some sort of severe, debilitating problem relating to that particular computer!? Serious, Dell N1550 -- Battery won't charge. Toshiba -- Suddenly turns into a fucking brick following a typical morning in Russian class! And this one is just a few months old! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Why can my

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Well, I made it to be 21. W00T! I got the booze. Here's to another year with you lot.

Howdy, guys!

I've been writing a lot as for late, and I've been getting suggestions and requests for what to write. Well, for some of you, this is your lucky day. By popular demand, I'm going to be bringing a favorite out of hiatus. For everyone, whether or not you're a fan of RATG, here's a treat preview of the upcoming chapter.

Chapter 10: House

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Well, time to take 2013 behind a shed and use a 9mm pill to put the old girl out of her misery.

*BANG!* Now for the dedications.

Nahmala: I love you. Thanks for being my editor, my support, and my lover.
Sayer: Thanks for being a friend, editor, and fellow nerd. You've been excellent company.

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