I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
Today, ladies and gents, we delve back into the banned list to regale you with another tale of a user who was banned and didn’t really deserve it. Who’s going to have their eulogy read today?
Oh, all right. I guess that’s where we’re going today.
As someone who has an atrociously long banned users list on their user page that is updated intermittently (whenever I find a new trove of banned users), I have a lot of stories concerning the circumstances that those users were banned under. Sometimes they're utterly fascinating. Other times they're excruciatingly boring. For entertainment purposes, the former will always be true. For you guys, my adoring fans, I am going to regale you with epic sagas of users who got slapped across the face
My face when someone feeds me bullshit and expects me to believe them. Or I refuse to listen and double down on my own bullshit. It's tough to be certain sometimes.
As someone who's been around this site for a long time, I feel like I know better than most how one can attain featurebox status. Once you know all the tricks of making it in there, the rest is a cinch!
What's that, you say? None of my stories have ever made it to the featurebox? Don't let that pesky detail get you down! I give you my Scootareader Promise™ that you will make the featurebox, guaranteed, if you follow these instructions to the letter!
We all know why Link is walking behind Zelda.
Sometimes, I feel like the internet has ruined my life. Other times, I feel like it has freed me from the shackles of restricted thinking. Maybe it has managed to accomplish both simultaneously. Or maybe I'm just a depraved bastard. I guess we may find out.
Seriously, who wouldn't want to be something that explicitly preys upon human aesthetic appeal?
So, I don't really like Trump... but I don't really like the alternative, either. Hillary Clinton was a fucking awful candidate running against another fucking awful candidate.
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