Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
I stick around because of waifus and good literature. I am also very bored.
I'm an out of practice writer using Ponies to recharge and sharpen my skill set. I like romance and gay stuff and adventure and other things I couldn't name off the top of my head.