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The PatioHeater


I'm a writer for all sorts of things, pony or otherwise. Like what you read? Follow me on Patreon!

Apr
10th
2012

Yo followers! · 9:22pm Apr 10th, 2012

I reiterate what I said in the title: Yo followers!

I wanted to tell you that I am currently working on a new story. It was going to be short and awesome (if I can write action), but now it's turned into something mch longer than intended. And, as usual, it's based entirely on a two sentence idea, totalling about 15 words of planning and what I imagine while sitting around doing nothing.

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Apr
1st
2012

Number 1 · 11:47am Apr 1st, 2012

I have actually written some non-pony related (and therefore inferior) stuff before moving onto pony stuff, including a 70,000 word spy novel, the adventures of Jack Coaxley (a character of mine who is just ridculously lucky/brilliant), and this: Number 1.
The last of this is the most random thing I have ever written, so I have decided to shatre it with you in the form of a GoogleDocs. ENJOY!!!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jMSzWZA7_eacW0xk38FOnt2Xjio13eJHdQ8IauphrSU/edit

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Apr
1st
2012

I feel so childish! · 11:04am Apr 1st, 2012

I finally built up the courage and went and spent £7 on a Rainbow Dash toy! I feel so wonderfully childish and inexplecable happy with it! Best money I've spent in a long time (and that does include the £20 toy accordian and £3 tin whistle from last year)!

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Mar
30th
2012

I really don't like change! · 5:18pm Mar 30th, 2012

Out of curiousity, I clicked the "mark all read" button under the star menu, and know I have no idea what I have read and what I still have to read.
I'm fairly annoyed.

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Mar
29th
2012

Change? I don't like change. · 6:50pm Mar 29th, 2012

I AM SO CONFUSED WITH THIS NEW LAYOUT!!!

Seriously, what was wrong with the old one? Now I have no idea what I want to read and what I have already read! Now my favourites are all mixed in it and have 50 in there, when I only fave what I feel is the best. WHAT THE HELL HAVEN'T I READ?!

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Mar
28th
2012

Not again! · 8:27pm Mar 28th, 2012

I have done it yet again! Another almost 3000 word one-evening masterpiece... (it's better than my last one though.)
I will hopefully have it uploaded again by tonight (well... sent in for moderation anyway)
I promise I will stop doing this and focus on other, better stories that need finishing (like Apple "Buck" Season). People, STOP GIVING ME IDEAS FOR SHORT STORIES!!! Although, it is entirely my own fault...

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Mar
26th
2012

I need to focus more... · 11:06pm Mar 26th, 2012

Instead of writing one of the numerous ideas I'm already working on, I just have a random idea based on a single "What if..." sentence that sounds amusing, and then spend an entire evening improvising more than 3000 words for it...

That's the third time this has happened now... (hopefully third one will get through. And I don't see why not, who doesn't tickling ponies and Stargates?!)

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Mar
24th
2012

An apology, of course... · 2:17pm Mar 24th, 2012

I would like to apologise (possibly for the second time now) about my lack of updates and everything.
Now that I have finished Back To Equestria and reduced my stroy writing total to nine, I have started another one and brought it back up to ten... but I'm enjoying writing it as it is about Pinkie and romance and that which I haven't really tried writing before in a serious manner.

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Mar
7th
2012

Somepony stop me! · 11:29pm Mar 7th, 2012

Not literally of course, that would be mean. But I have taken up another idea, now a total of... TEN!!! That's right, 10 story ideas now currently on the go...why do I do this to myself?
Also, I could quite easily start writing an 11th, but I wont... I promise...

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Mar
6th
2012

A relevant title · 5:27pm Mar 6th, 2012

Dont you just hate it when you're writing an innocent shipping fic and you reach a point some three thousand odd words in, and you realise you could with incredible ease turn it into a clopfic? Because I sure do!

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