30/Male/Soviet Alaska

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I'm a 22 year old musician from Jackson, Ohio. I like to read, write, and play video games in my spare time. I'm happily taken. Short and sweet.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Nuts.

Tired always.

Commissions currently OPEN

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I am Treg Not really sure what else to put here...

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Look at my profile.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

The artist you've never heard of.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I write things.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

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Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

I write mostly serious adventure stories and maybe a random feelsy fic now and again. Interested in dark stuff more than anything.