Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Making fics that suit my interest and preferences.