I shall Butcher your dreams

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

Pone - about 50/50% sound/insane :) - Humans are lame, Pones are best

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Not much to say. Go with shy....that works best....

One man's trash is another man's booty call.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

You gotta kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Everything is awesome!

This insanity has been going on since 2010

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Hi.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Bee horse go bzzzzzz. Commission prices and ToS: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1025389/commission-prices-tos

If yer a pony and ya know it, stomp yer hooves!

Welcome to the cum zone

Welcome back to the cum zone

A brony of few words who writes many.

This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Proofreader and occasional writer. The sun tries vainly to stay lit for another day…

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, a lot of fics about Shining Armor and his mom, several about Rainbow Dash and her family, and far more mom stories than you can imagine.

i'm like, an artist ig

I'm a highly imaginative and clever storymaker with a great imagination and desire to make great stories, I'm very dedicated to my stories and will always do my best to finish them. :)

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

https://www.wesnoth.org/

Zach Martinez

Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?