Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Pre-reader extroadinare at your service, services are free and advice given as a helping hand!

My inspirations include Mount Rushmore, Satan, and coffee.

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Is that a terrorist?!?