So in a recent skype chat a friend of mine asked the following: "What is the best thing on the Internet?" and put all those fucking smiliy this that skype has.

I could not answer that question until now

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

LOOK AT IT!

ITS TERRIFYING!

-random stutering here- SERIOUSLY!

WTF

That was amazing.

Seriously though I cant breath.... call 911 now plz

thx

'Just.... Just... I have been questioning everything ive ever believed in for an HOUR, just Rice almighty I dont know what know what to think anymore

undead.paradice- me
betesboy- friend

[12:55:37 AM] undead.paradice: dude
[12:55:52 AM] undead.paradice: we have to live through morgan freemans death
[12:55:56 AM] undead.paradice: omg
[12:56:00 AM] betesboy: WHY
[12:56:02 AM] undead.paradice: IM SO SAD
[12:56:11 AM] undead.paradice: IM SO DEPRESSED
[12:56:15 AM] betesboy: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
[12:56:20 AM] undead.paradice: I DONT KNOW
[12:56:27 AM] undead.paradice: GAHH
[12:56:34 AM] undead.paradice: I HATE MYSELF

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So I went up to my local Krispy Kream to buy some doughnuts to feed my minio- I mean friends, and to get there puts me behind the store. So I came up behind the store and saw someone taking a smoke break, no big deal right? Heres the funny/weird part, the first thought in my brain was, "I could kill her and no one would know"

WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!

I dont know why I really dont

Hi guys and gals... ok mostly guys. Me and my friend AKA collaborator have been cooking up some new story ideas so I thought i should leave it up to the 8 of you that will see this and the 3 of you that will click it! Sooo yeah...

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Anybody have any abuse stories that are any good, y'know like scootabuse dashie abuse stuff like that. Cause I for some reason have a craving for abuse stories so just put a link in the comments section kthxbye

Thats the only time I could use that XD. (I apologize...)

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Why is it so goddamn cold it was 70' yesterday for fucks sake!
Anyderp, what i was wanting to say before mah balls froze over, is that Im not being a lazy fuck (or trying to) and crackdown on We All Fall Down... at some point... yeah... thats about it... yeah... kdslhkdbnfakjbjkvdsbvsdkjbvc