Just your friendly neighborhood commenter. Don't be surprised if you end up on my favorites list, really, it happens a lot.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!