Eik Thorvaldsson, a.k.a. Erik the Red. Born in Norway and founded the first Norse settlement in Greenland.

Expectation is the root of all heartache. 'Tis a good fact that I hath low expectations of thou.

I like Pirates and Ponies

I had armies and stuff. And I was tall. VERY TALL. DO NOT LET ANYONE ELSE TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

Confucius says use FimFiction.

A full-time jackass.

Hello there! My name is George Washington, and I began the great country U.S.A.! Except, lately, the country has been going down the shitter. I feel, oh, so, very disappointed.

I'm an aspiring author who lives in Queensland Australia who loves to read (and bleed through my eyes from) bad Fanfics here. Hint, I will not state my gender explicitly here.

I am President Abraham Lincoln, and I approve of this message.

The sauce boss cometh.

Been lurking here for a while, decided to join.

If you strike me down, I will become harder than you could possibly imagine.

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

Kulbit is a hybrid between an organic and a cybertonian organism, and can veriate between both forms at will. His personality is cold, but there's signs of him just wanting to feel like the others.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I am an pretty filly.

The barbarians are no longer at the gates, they're in the walls. Our only hope is the resurgence of strong men and strong arms to save the American hegemony and our way of life.

If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

What is this "Chill" you speak of.

I don't even English at all.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.