What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Discovered ponies December 2013

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

Ooooh! Butunz!

Weird Story Man

Pithy Statement

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Sham-wow!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I write POE's, and HIE's mostly. I hope you all enjoy my work.

If I've entertained just one person, I've done my part.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Moved on.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I am Midnight

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

There are no copies, only recreations and reimaginings.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Is that a terrorist?!?