I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Too much to write; too little time

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

time to get off this furry boat

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

O.F.P.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!