Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.