It's fanfiction all the way down.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

Reading order/list is on the profile page or here.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Just a harmless little bug in the code. An unexpected feature. A bit of entropy. I’m sure they’ll patch me soon enough.

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

Pithy Statement

Hey everypony! New to the whole 'open' scene of ponies, as I have been lurking since mid season 2.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Weird Story Man

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I got curious, that was all.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Too much to write; too little time

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

You'll see everything. Everything.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

A clopfic author.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Can I speak to the manager?

hi

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

What to do with my life now

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I'm a longtime writer on /mlp/, looking to start converting my old greentexts into full stories. I mostly write romance and erotic fiction.

Awkward.