No world shall be beyond my rule; no enemy shall be beyond my wrath.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

I'm just the pony with the best weapon in the world. Yep, don't mind me.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

I am a fan of fanfics in any catgory so im hear to comment and read