Ah, well my devoted followers I feel it is time to offer some explanations and maybe some apologies for my absence and lack of updates, but also some bad news.

Firstly: I am not dead, I am here still and still writing.

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Well, it's either been a year or this is the post I'm using to celebrate my first year here on the fimfiction.

I'm not a very good author and yet in the year I've been here i've managed to get into a heated argument with one of the more main people on the site and get featured. Either way still can't tell if my time here has been a waste or not, don't really care anymore at this point.

Anyway, go Laars, you've lasted a year

There was an issue with a character's name, Mist Shimmer. Some of you may be thinking 'Equestria Girls' well I conceived the character before the show was released, well before, and that was not the agreed upon name for the character and has been altered to Mist Drifter.

Well fellow fimfiction users I am still here and not just writing drunken blog posts about stories that are dead.

As some of you know I finally managed to get around to putting out a chapter of a story I started some time ago.

Here is why it took me so long to get done:

1: Alaska
Broke me mentally and convinced me I needed to get back to writing legitimate work instead of fan fiction.

2: Work

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Sadly I have put MLV ( My Little Viking) on the cancelled list, it just isn't fun to write anymore, I'm sorry but other people made it not fun to even consider anymore. Secondly: I'm only really working on On Sunday They Will Kill the Sun and Trial of the Champion. They're the only stories I'm looking at anymore, and I'm serious.
People just made writing fanfiction not fun anymore.
So I'm almost done.
I'm announcing officially the stories that aren't on hold are:

Trial of the Champion

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I have things to report to you!

First: I have submitted my first poem to a magazine for publication. Nothing here and I cannot share it until it's either published or rejected.

Second: I may not be putting out new work, maybe a secret project, but fear not! I'm working on Trial chapter two at the moment it's just taking a while.

That is all beautiful stalkers. Good night!

I have returned but I bring not good news. I will not be adding anymore new stories I'm going to finish what I have and then I'm done.

One last blog post before I sign off all summer. I leave you with a few songs I find profound to my situation. I hope you enjoy.

"MY DEAR READERS," he yelled as he raised his hands over his head. He stood on his balcony dressed in his favorite black robe that was scrawled and covered in crude designs and blasphemy inspired runes. His beard had grown down to his waste in one long braid, but the hair on his head remained close-cropped and golden. The small crowd beneath him turned their heads, momentarily distracted from more important things as the raving lunatic shouted.

"I have returned bringing...

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Well the day just gets better. My computer has finally stopped charging entirely! I would like to give the machine a quick round of applause for sticking with it this long. Now my sarcasm ends. My computer has finally died, I am writing this from my kindle at the moment. There are several things around this issue.

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