I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Fate fell short

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

A friendly tomato who is not this guy's alt.

I am Thou, Thou art I.

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

i have cancer

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

oh my god i am so sorry

An author who loves to write stories with hidden and not-so-hidden references in them. Also has a friend who shares his account and loves to chat with people. "'Sup!"