I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
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I am an aspiring novelist/poet who writes high fantasy/action/adventure novels/fanfics and pretty poetry.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.
All Macdash, Lunatosh, and Spikebelle fans are welcome. All button mash fans will be shot on sight. SWEETIE BELLE IS BEST PONY!!!
As the world around you moves you stand there motionless. Unable to talk and watching as the world around you collapses. Such is the way of life.
You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Sisters and Brothers, Aunts and Uncles, Grandmas and Grandpas, Dude and Dudets, I present to you: My User!
I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.
I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!
I'm going to follow everyone...and there is nothing you can do about it!
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I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.
Formerly Sterling Blade, returning to the land of horse words.