NEW CHAPTER OF GARBAGE COMIN' YOUR WAY. Hope you guys are ready for 9000 words!

(Shoutout to you guys for pushing me to finish this story. You all rock. I will see this story done if it kills me.)

This is for anyone who doesn't get the notification.

So... It's been a while.

I won't lie, this past year has been pretty rough.

I'm sorry you all had to wait so long.

If it's any consolation, bear in mind that I will finish the story before I'm gone from this place. You all deserve that much.

Okay, so...

Time has passed by really fast for me. It feels like I was just getting out of my Fall classes just yesterday, and now I'm already in week two of Winter classes.

And during this time I've released fuckall in the way of stories. Oops.

I'm sorry about this. Really, I am.

On the bright side, expect more SNO in the (very) near future, and maybe something else. I've got a few ideas floating around in my head, and I need to sort 'em out.

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With the beginning of my favorite season of the year, I start with a couple things to mention.

One, new username. One that I can look at without hating or cringing at it.
May or may not still be subject to change. We'll see.

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It''s sad, it's about 2500 words long, and it's about Twilight's parents.

Why don't you go give it a once-over?

And be sure to give some feedback, please. Even if you didn't like it, explaining why really does help.

Much appreciated. That is all.

Yeah, I'm still here.

Sorry for the lack of anything lately. Just want to give you guys a quick heads-up as to what's up.

First, I want to let you all know that adult shit is now popping up in my life constantly, so if I've gone silent for a while it doesn't mean I'm dead. Just busy as hell.
Second, I've got a new one-shot in the works right now. It's going to be taking a much more serious tone than what I usually write.

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Speak Now Or... WAS FEATURED.

I mean, yeah, it was only up there in the #8 spot behind some random clopfic for an hour before another story shoved it out like a gross nerd at a popular jock's party, BUT THAT COUNTS. IT WAS THERE, AND I'D SHOW THE SCREENSHOT I TOOK IF I WASN'T AN IDIOT WHO COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HIS OWN COMPUTER.

How did it get to this point!? Did I finally do it? Do I finally have what's considered to be a popular story!?

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Hey guys.

Those few people who favorited A Better Equestria may have noticed that progress on that story has been.... well... nonexistent. I'm truly sorry for that, and you deserve better as loyal readers of the story.

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I wrote a new story, and it's the stupidest thing ever.

You should read it.

DISCREET EDIT:

Okay so, the story I posted five hours ago already has a reading. So how about you all go give this guy some love? He deserves it.

Whatever you celebrate, be it Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, or maybe even nothing at all, I sincerely hope you all enjoy your day.

Also, expect a new one-off from me in celebration of the holidays.
...Tomorrow.
Be prepared for something entirely stupid and silly.

Edit: Okay, MAYBE I lied about the "tomorrow" thing.