But we did it. We tipped the Ice Burg.

(edit, doesn't look to be working so here

And the Plaque (Here)

My Penguin is over 3200 days old, I've been about for every major (and quite a few minor) updates, the Disney acquisition, almost everything.

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Streamy

Writing various short clop stories based off of certain Derpiburoo images. Wicked cool sweet music in the background too.

So yeah. Join me. No memes. No memes allowed. I'm above that, and you should be too. So let's write horseporn.

Click here

Edit, Nevermind, OBS is being a little bitch.

Watch King_Crikey with me on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/king_crikey?sr=a
Oh, and keep it hush hush, but I might just so happen to be King Crikey...

Oh come all yee, people, bored and lacking purpose, oh come oh cooooome, to write horsewords with me! COME AND BE HELPFUL, IN MY QUEST TO FINISHISH, at least one bloody fanfic, AT LEAST ONE BLOODY FANFIC, JUST ONE BLOODY FIIIIIIIIIC!

(It's 'Oh come all yee Faithful', the Christmas song)

Also, once again, too lazy to twitch/picarto/other streaming services are available so have a G-Doc link and we shall suffice with comments and Chat.

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We're four days into the week, and just today we've had 7 of 15 shootings.
WHY THE ACTUALLY UNHOLY BULLSHIT FUCK ARE WE BECOMING FUCKING AMERICUNTS! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!.

Oh, and there's been 12 stabbings over the last 12 hours.

I haven't the time or patience to do an actual broadcast on twitch or whatever else, so instead, come make cmment through everypons favourite, G-DOCS wooooo 'Crowd goes wild'

Anyway, here's a link
Oh, yeha, it's TF2 Related Horsewordary

Yay! By the time most might bother to click I'll be gone, but hay! Be optimistic!

And I struggled with the tag's before...

So, we all know Ditzy makes the nicest muffins in Equestria right?
Well, plot twist, Dinky's a Coeliac (Celiac), so those delicious delicacies? Completely Gluten free.

WHAT THE HELL FANDOM! Why wasn't I told that a new Adorable pone happened! And by new I mean LoinJack, Come on! It;s so cute! I just want a cuddle it..!

“Oh please, don't pretend this is an important day to you” Diamond Tiara jeered at Scootaloo, who had just been defending Sweetie Belle from the bully's torment over the Father's Day Present she was making for, obviously, her father. “We all know YOU live in an orphanage, and only orphans would live there, which means yo...”

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