"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Nudist brony from Texas who likes the idea of "we don't normally wear clothes."

The Brony Pilot

Just a naturist brony looking for some stories.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Monster Tamer AJ

Fan of Adorable Eldritch Abominations and embittered alcoholic Equestrians.

An alternate account for KnightMysterio, containing almost all his adult-related pony works.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!