Look guys, i'm not dead. Nor are my stories. Im just busy with school, work, and other ventures. When I get the time, I throw some time into my stories. So they are progressing...slowly but still going. Look for an update here soon.

When things get to a point where fellow members start adding your stories to things called "hiatus" or "no new updates', one needs to get to writing. I got your hints. Updates coming soon.

Alright guys...after so long of a wait, I'm happy to say that Big Mac's Vacation is making it's official return. *cheering crowds* Sorry for the wait, but things just hadnt worked till now. But rejoice, more action and apples awaits!

Guess what's back and has been uploaded!

Well, while im working on fixing some stories to be posted again, what do you guys think i should do? Any ideas you want me to write, maybe you a story you need feedback on, etc. Whatever the case, im open. Restrictions apply

Alright guys. I'm sorry i have to take down, "Twilight needs a fetish. It's not what I wanted. I posted it too early. I need to go back and do some more to it. Don't fret though, I will post it up again. Soon.

With the new "related stories" update, I come to realize that there are a lot of good fics out there. I mean, tons of good fics. This is great since it's now reinforced that so many great authors are in the fandom, but it hurts knowing that I wont be able to read all their works. They'll just float on by

Don't you worry, mates, I'm getting ready to ship out some fresh Vogon chapters. You don't have to wait any longer. Well, that's implying you were waiting, of course. Well, if you weren't waiting then...come get some anyway. Just a small taste okay? I promise it'll taste good. Anyway, that's not the only Vogon related update.

I may be releasing another story.

But You're Not Done With The Other Two!!!!

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I have so many ideas for stories that I'll probably never write or can't write. They just sit in my notes, on paper, barely written, or clutter in my mind. I don't really want them to go wasted. I think they are good ideas. Maybe even great. Or they suck. Either way, they are just gathering dust. So, if you're idea less, or just want something to mess about with, then just demand an idea. I'm giving em away. For free!

Because I love Maud and require some assistance on a story about her. I must admit, it may be a tad bit dark, so prepare yourself if you wanna halp. Ya can write, edit, etc. Whatever you want. Just need some help. PM or comment if ya want to.