Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Master of Mayhem, Mirth, and Mania, call me Mal Masque, Writer of the Weird and Wonderful

Forget not that I am a derp.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

I wonder at the littlest things.

Well, there's not much to say about me. I'm an Otaku-Brony hybrid, a smudge crazy, and I like gushers fruit snacks. Anyway, I mostly write human fics and I hope to make friends as I venture on.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

Pithy Statement

The one German who is lazy for real.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Supercharging at MAXIMUM LEVELS!

Cum

P.L.T

A rocking brony with a love for crossover and adventure. Currently part time in college

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

I am never serious.

Fear my Linguistic Might! For I am Graglithan!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I am the lucid dream

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Chaos, constructively

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Retired Brony, if you come across this account, I welcome you. My stories are dated, but show my writing progress. Have fun with that.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

i'm a wolf with a crazy imagination.

I’m cuckoo for Coco Pommel!

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Argablargblarg

No scale can measure the amount of me-ness that has influenced the world.