Have you tried setting it on fire?

"Nothing is even until grenades get involved"

Hello everypony!

Were you expecting entertainment?

An astrophysicist who uses ponies to escape the madness of reality.

Just a human busy existing

My swisher sweet but my sig sauer

Necromancer? Me? Where did you get that idea?

Just another brony trying to find a place that I can be aceppted for who I am

Active duty Army Infantryman 3rd platoon Attack Company 1-32IN Chosin Brigade 10th Mountain Division

Just a normal person.... nothing to see here

Ummm...happy happy sunshine love love is not bittersweet. It's creepy. Human ways are bittersweet. Sweet because of what is accomplished, bitter because of how we are forced to accomplish it. -Bronzer

I like reading and writing sinister and macabre stories because I find them deeply cathartic. If you do, as well, then you're in the right place.

Hi there! I'm just your friendly neighborhood gay, furry, brony, that is also a Rainbow Dash fanboy.

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

Endlessly Wandering

Kv 2 is stronk tank

An opinion is like a penis, you can have one, you can be happy you have one, but people will generally be unhappy with you if you pull it out in public and cram it down people's throats

Canadian Brony!

Not Really Around Anymore

Nothing to see here citizen, move along.

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

Hey! Welcome to Fimfiction! Where most stories aren't crap. Hopefully you find something worth your while.

Don't mind me!

Probably the least interesting person you could talk to

"Cute, adorable, naive, and easily mislead by human nature" Sound like all good reasons to visit Equestria!

When you are in light, everything will follow you. But in darkness, not even your own shadow will stand by you.