I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3