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TheSexyMenhir


Jul
11th
2013

Collaboration project · 7:52pm Jul 11th, 2013

Recently I found myself on a mission to explore the dark depth of my hard drive. After besting ancient virii, enduring embarassing photos from the dawn of time, and escaping from the pits of nostalgia, I found myself face to face with the hidden treasure of Megabyte.

I found an old framework story that I wrote arround the time I first joined fimfiction.net, and have since been wondering what to do with it. And as you might have guessed from the blog title, I had an idea.

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Jul
8th
2013

Updates · 10:11am Jul 8th, 2013

Just a small chapter for "In a world with no giants" and hopefully a sign that I'll start on some regular updates again. :P

Currently my throat has been replaced with sandpaper, and I had the chance to learn what it feels like to drink hot tea while it's 25 degrees... but despite my illness I've started compiling ideas for the sequel of White on Black. You can expect a very miffed Draconequus. :P

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Jun
27th
2013

Just a grim lil' thought · 7:57pm Jun 27th, 2013

Do you know what this is?


This is plant protein, spices, and more chemical additives than you can count.

It's also my momentary defense against nihilism.

Every bite serves as a nice little reminder that sticking to your moral viewpoints doesn't equal giving up on everything you enjoy in life. FUCK YOU WORLD, I'LL BE A GOOD PERSON AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun
13th
2013

Updates... or not... · 9:21pm Jun 13th, 2013

I managed to get Chapter 14 of White on Black up to a thousand words, but at the moment writing feels like banging my head against a particular spiky wall.

Still, I think I'm slowly making some progress, and you can expect a update sometime next week.
After that I will start working on another chapter for A world with no giants.

Unless the coffee runs out... then I'll just curl up and weep. :P

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Jun
5th
2013

Grmfl · 5:58pm Jun 5th, 2013

Just popped out a 2000 word intro for yet another one-shot clopfic.

Meanwhile there's still a mental drought in regards of White on Black and A World with no Giants.

What do I have to say in my defense?

Grmfl.

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May
4th
2013

Classy · 6:56pm May 4th, 2013

I just spent the last hour sitting on my porch and watching the sunset. I was nipping on a glas of red wine, and digesting a light italian dish that I just cooked.

While the wine caused some of the mental knots, that had build up over the day, to disapear, I pondered life, love and other such things.

All in all I feel classy, and pretentious, and even a bit snobish, and I'm enjoying it immensly. ^^

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May
2nd
2013

Good news · 6:47am May 2nd, 2013

Good news for everybody that likes my little tale of the odd love between Chrissy and Celly; After spending an entire week just staring at a blank page, my muse finally had some pitty and gave me a lethal dose of inspiration, expect a new chapter sometime this week.

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Apr
28th
2013

Weekly reccommodation 3 · 9:35am Apr 28th, 2013

And once again it's that time of the week where I'll pointlessly ramble about stories I enjoyed, and hope you will enjoy as well. This weeks story comes straight from the master of self-degrading, Thorax.

The hive life

There are two things that can make a story good.
1. A good plot.
2. Good writing.

With it's almost nonsensical premise "The hive life" definetly falls under category 2. It's pointless, it's fluffy, it's an all arround joy to read.

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Apr
18th
2013

Retcon, the second · 7:18pm Apr 18th, 2013

Who's a dumbass? I am!

I actually forgot the purpose of one of my own subplots, and wrote a scene that totally drove the plot into a wall.

The Spike scene during the last chapter never happened, and instead there's a new version. For those who don't want to reread the chapter, I'll post the changed part below:

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Apr
15th
2013

Update schedule · 7:03am Apr 15th, 2013

Since I'm all energetic, and filled with resolve, I've made up some kind of basic schedule for writing.

From now every week, I'll try to write at least one chapter for either "A world with no giants", or "White on Black".
That being said, the first update will probably be late, since I'm thinking about scrapping pretty much everything I wrote this week. xD

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