The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

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WHO AM I?!?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

My favourite is Applebloom! Spikebloom is my OTP!

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

"And though she be but little, she is fierce." ~Shakespeare

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Just some random person on the internet that writes stories about a show with ponies. I try not to suck at writing. Am I good at it? I don't know. I just do it for fun.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm a dracony. That's about it. Oh I draw and sometimes sing vocal covers, too.

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

I love Sprite and diet coke.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.