The Surprise is in the Pickle.

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Huh well I'm a brony not much else

Because if there's an opportunity, no matter how small, to bitch at something, people will do so.

I'm a Danish citizen, I speak danish and really love eating danish too

A once again brony pulled back in to the Fandom it's been a journey and one that fimfiction has made fantastic gotta give my contribution back

No longer hugely active.

Insanity Or feed hmmm... Nom Nom Nom Nom

I am a normal pony, and as such, I desire a normal explanation, in detail, of the ritual sacrifice of children.

Not much to me, really.

A tired dude.

"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy